Those with an aversion to animal harm should check the story notes at the end before reading this fic.
glossing is to be thanked for removing the Zombie hand of Rob Lowe from this fic, any remaining zombie body parts are my fault. Thank you to
katarik who provided me with the discipline needed to complete it.
This story was written for rubynye as an extremely belated birthday present. She requested "kittenfic." I'm only sort of lying.